never in my wildest dreams did i think there could be a girl group named 'funky diamonds.' i mean, it's total GENIUS! like, all girls want to be funky and cool but they also want to be blingin with diamonds. funky + diamonds!!!!! so obvious! i don't really care what their music even sounds like, their name is funky diamonds ok??!! never getting over this group. anyways, their little live acapella song on the japanese tv show is better than all their music videos combined to be honest. those silver ensembles perfectly complement each other. except the girl who sings the most in that mandarin collar thing weirds me out a little. she looks like a tranny billie piper.
you know i love some dark, ominous techno. 'das boot' by U96, both the original and the 2001 version, are def a lil magical/scary, just they way i like it! i really like both versions, i can't decide which is better... i think the dancers in the 2001 version are obvs hotter. there was just an insane windstorm outside my window so i got in that zone, these vids are perfect for that. happy holidaze!
i've been having a real xtina moment lately. i didn't realize until recently what a slutty euro whore she dressed like! i mean, i think her stylist was a russian prostitute or something. but anyways, my fave vid of hers is 'come on over.' so good!! i love the part when she unzips her zipper and it leads to another world. god her hair extensionz were amazing, and that rhinestone art on her bellybutton is pretty breathtaking. she's also inspired me to start wearing more bandannas, specifically camo duh. remember when fred durst performed with her at the vmas? i wish christina would get back in her zone, she's been a bit off lately. come back xtina, i luh you!!
ice, fire, red vinyl, frosted eyeshadow, clubland YESSS!!!!! 'club bizarre' is da winter jam. i wish this was real life, it looks so europhoric. i love when these ridiculous club jams have gentle interludes sung by a gentle little falsetto angel voice. the two girls/one guy pop group is a combo i don't think i've ever actually discovered before! it's like half of sclub7 escaped, became meth addicts and found a magic igloo to rave in. this vid makes me think of mr. freeze from batman too. that's hot.
yup, his name is dj porny. the video for 'je t'aime porny' is pretty much exactly what you want it to be: a bunch of eurosluts in a huge hottub all dancin up on creepy dj porny. he won't take off that fly white jean jacket, even IN the hottub. my fave part is when the girls in the knee high socks start doing that violent dance. dj porny is livin the dream! the video for 'me so horny' is somewhat less exciting but the song is a partie bumper. and there's that dance again, is that jumpstyle? i don't even know, americans don't have cool club dances like that.