NOT SUCH AN INNOCENT GIRL

i've been going through a major victoria beckham phase lately, and somehow today i discovered that i've never seen the video for 'not such an innocent girl', and OMGGG ITS SO GOOD!! like hello, angel vic vs. devil vic dancing in a room that has a ying yang floor and liquid walls?? and that part when angel victoria turns her body into silver robot parts? so clool. ugh and that rose tattoo thing is hilar. it's weird how her solo career didn't even register at all in american pop. WHATEVER

BALLOON

i really don't know what to say about balloon, he's in his own category. first off, his name is BALLOON! and he thinks he's 'bad and sexy.' his music goes from clubland to very weird rock zone. but dang he knows how to get the hot bitches. i never thought country and techno could go together, except for cotton eye joe. i don't even think balloon is american. im confused.

NG3

NG3 stands for 'NastyGirls3'. nasty but still classy. at least that's what their song lyrics talk about. they dress like dirty hoes but demand respect from their brofas. 'tell me' is just BOMB. 'holler' is motorcycle insanity, almost as good as 'holler' by the spice girls. and 'the anthem' features a lot of dancing in tracksuits in a bad dude's mansion. i wanna style a slutty scandinavian girl group music video!!

WILL TO POWER

i wish i could find more videos by will to power, but 'fading away' is so amazing i guess it's ok. and DAMN is that guy with the glasses a stud. NOT. i feel like the duo in this group met each other at a roadie truck stop karaoke bar in florida or something. imagine if this was your mom or dad and one day they were like, i used to be in a band... and then showed you this video. i would seriously die!!! i don't know if in a good way or a bad way.... geez that guys hair/sunglasses/pecs showing through his shirt combo is just HILARIOUS!!! the song is pretty catchy tho. they have a lot of other catchy songs on youtube but just no vids. dang it. i know will to power probably would have made some really amazing videos. i hope they had a love child while touring the usa who now has a mullet and rides his motorcycle while stopping at karaoke bars.