LOLO FERRARI

meet lolo ferrari. she was a french porn star with boobies that weighed over 6 lbs each. best of all - she was an aspiring popstar. JACKPOT! her video for 'airbag generation' is quite possibly the trashiest jam i have ever or will ever see. genius of another level. the only other song i could find was 'dance dance dance' - another eurotrash classic soon to join my most played songs in itunes. sadly she died in 2000 from suffocation but her legacy is respected here at pumpthatjam!!!

SABRINA

sabrina salerno has a horrible singing voice, but does that matter? apparently not. yes, she has a smokin bod, but i find her videos entertaining because she is completely demented. not to mention her wardrobe of ripped denim and cutoff tees. 'sexy girl' has her on a boat wearing a shirt that says sexy girl. very creative. btw loving the teddy bear backpack. 'boys boys boys' is her biggest hit - she doesn't even care that her top practically falls off in the pool. maybe that's why it was her biggest hit. and the last video, which im guessing is called 'i need a chico' has random facts about russia in the background amongst shots of statues. interesting. the bonus vid below is a recent video of hers - she covered the cardigans' song 'erase and rewind.' i can't even believe this exists, so very strange. i never thought sabrina would take on the cardigans. bizarre.

TACO

most people know taco for his hit remake of 'puttin' on the ritz.' and while i 100% appreciate that jam, it's this lesser known jam that is even more bizarre and somehow satisfying. 'superphysical resurrection,' whatever the hell that means, shows taco on an isolated island with his group of mask-wearin, horn-blowin, balloon releasin sidekicks. the balloon effect at the end is actually kind of cool. taco's nostrils, as always, steal the show. he knows how get fierce with them nostrils.

I WOKE UP AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A BAD DREAM

i will confess, i might have just a mini mini crush on david cassidy as keith on the partridge family. well maybe not so mini. but i was shocked when i saw a blonde mullet completely over the top 80s styled version of david cassidy. i don't know how i didn't know about this phase of his until now. the video of him singing 'someone' while floating in the sky in a balloon cloud is hilarious and heavenly. and his totes dramatic lipsynching in the video on top of the pops for his song 'the last kiss' is quite horrifying. i'm just gonna pretend i never saw this and go back to watching the partridge family with dreamboat keith.