FREELOADER

i don't know why the fuck you would name a techno group driftwood but this song and video is awesome. love the idea of dancing in your own private glass chamber, and the outfits are kind of amazing on such a bad level. my fave part is when the girl gets lifted up in the air by the forklift while she's still dancing. so cool! 

DYCE

dyce is ke$ha's scandinavian cousin. i think.... actually no she's not. lovin those moves in front of the green screen, she's such a natural. and love the energy she puts into her lipsynching!

DJ ALIGATOR

dj aligator is everything!! i used to do dance dance revolution to 'the whistle song'. his look is SO GOOD. he has this song that starts with an autotuned baby crying, so insane.

CA PLANE POUR MOI

i love leila k's 'open sesame' but i had never seen this video until recently. it's pretty frickin amazing, she's so cool! i've never seen a music video filmed like this, i watched it like 5 times when i found it. it's got a mad max road warrior on acid vibe. those scenes in the back of the car are so sikkkk, and her eyebrow arch with the circle glasses is hottttt. long live leila k!!!!!!!!

DEE

e-type is one of my most favoritestest pumpthatjam groups ever, and i'd always thought the siq dancer girl with the spider body, huge fake titties and tranny ponytail was so essential to the magic of their music. so when i found out that she had a few solo songs i was ECZTATICK! her name is dilnarin demirbag, but you can call her dee. the live performance look of 'all the way up' is so ma zone, i wanna get red hair clip-ons to frame my face. 'want you to go' isn't as good but still mega skankilicious. and the last vid is a bonus clip i've been waiting to post for a while - some of dee's best dance moves from an e-type show. hypnotizing, disgusting, straight-up strippa! dee rules.

NG3

NG3 stands for 'NastyGirls3'. nasty but still classy. at least that's what their song lyrics talk about. they dress like dirty hoes but demand respect from their brofas. 'tell me' is just BOMB. 'holler' is motorcycle insanity, almost as good as 'holler' by the spice girls. and 'the anthem' features a lot of dancing in tracksuits in a bad dude's mansion. i wanna style a slutty scandinavian girl group music video!!