i think it's about time for some blondy. yes, blondy with a 'y'. blondy is from romania. i love how eastern european girl popstars look like straight up prostitutes. like, i think some producer saw them turning a trick on a street corner and decided to make them a pop due. or maybe that's just how all women in romania dress, i dunno. anywho, 'numele tau' is pretty amazing - not just for the song - but also for the wardrobe of faux fur bikini tops mixed with pleather bellbottoms. and those colorful fur coats?!!!! UGH GIMMIE DAT!!! i think i like the one with the curly hair and the big fake boobs better because she's more busted and wears booty shorts. the other one is prettier but just keeps pushing her real boobs up to compete with the curly-haired blondy's fake ta-tas. 'cu tine vreau sa traiesc' has a bumpin booty baseline and some writhing around in water. and the last one features some amazing sherbet colored sequined outfits in an icy room and a faux photoshoot.
transitioning from my last zorotl post i thought i should do another vid with some slammin computer animation. so i found 'love is forever' by bliss team. the song is really fokken awful, the lyrics are retarded, but who cares? once those golden naked faceless men start running in their square hallway everything becomes magical!!!! i like how the singer is floating in a screen above a clear still beautiful ocean. 'you make me cry' has a seriously epic beginning that turns into keyboard madness. and that homeboy shirt with the beanie?! hello dance thug nation!!!! i love faux thug emotional pop music!!! 'hold onto love' has a good nanayehehe interlude and that's about it. but guess what... LOVE IS FOREVER!!!
every once in a while i find a jam that is so weird and bad that it almost makes me cry i'm so happy. and 'i wanna be' by zorotl is one of those jams. apparently zorotl was first introduced in eiffel 65 vids and this is is solo video. i wish i was that girl in the video. she's rockin a slight chola lip. i like how the video is kind of dramatic and emotional, with zorotl wishing he was at home and him and his crew having to fight like gladiators to escape. seriously this has to be one of the most bizarre music video creations, which means it needs to go into all-time faves!!
P.S. check out zorotl.com to learn more about his amazing story!
when the t.a.t.u. album came out i downloaded it from somebody else's itunes who was on the network in my dorm. and i became OBSESSED. especially with '30 minutes,' such a haunting melody. i'm only 20% joking about that. i had never seen the video until recently, it's so bizarre. the one girl looks like a 90s anime creature and the other one is gittin all naked and durty on the carousel with some dude. t.a.t.u.'s popularity kind of plummeted once one of them got pregnant and burst their lesbian bubble. looking back i can't even believe they got popular in america at all, how did that happen??!! wait, maybe it's because they were always making out and the redhead never wore a bra....
i was kind of obsessed with this song for a while - im also obsessed with how dannii minogue has two n's and two i's in her name. so australian and futuristic, and i like how her voice sounds like a metallic alien voice. i don't really know any of dannii's other songs but i don't think any of them could top this one, it's just so catchy and im addicted help!!!!! btw she looked REALLY different when she was younger. that's her in the middle of the last pic. say what?!!
ma friend josh showed me this dirty jam by lady. 'yankin' is HILARIOUS i can't even take it. notice how in the beginning one of the man-servants is carrying some fourlokos on a platter. dat be classy yo!! i have to say i'm really into lady's lip situation with the silver on the top lip and gold on the bottom. i also like how she has the same emotion on her face the entire time and does the same bored swaying dance in every scene. and when she says 'didn't have no teacher but dis pussy been trained.' LOL. and when she has the guys on leashes it reminds me of when i saw the spice girls reunion tour - during 'holler' they had guys on leashes too. DIS PUSSY BE YANKIN. p.s. check out her website - www.thisisLADY.com.