NIKKI WEBSTER

nikki webster is making me want to wear flare pants really bad. this girl was AHEAD OF HER TIME. she has the most consistently bizarre child slutty wardrobe choices. duh loves it! love the futuristic themes of 'strawberry kisses' and 'something more beautiful.' and 'depend on me' is like limited 2 took acid and vomited tween ensembles all over australia. 'the best days' is just totally out of control, those aussies are so dang sporty and energetic. now nikki is trying to show the world she's a sexy grown up - her most recent music video is for a song called 'devilicious.' she also performed at the 2000 sydney olympic opening ceremony but that is so weird i really can't even handle it.

FASHIONISTA

this video is FUCKING INSANE!!!!! completamente blew my mind. changed my perspective on life forever. the world is so much more amazing now that i know this exists. i might just watch this on repeat and waste my life into oblivion. that girl in the belly shirt and bellbottoms is UNREAL. 'NO ONE UGLY ALLOWED!'

MARUSHA

marusha's raver cover of 'somewhere over the rainbow' was her biggest hit. it sucks when your biggest hit isn't even your song. anywho, the vid features trippy 90s toys that are cute, cuddly/frightening, threatening. i like the crawling troll. and i had that dog that does backward flips. that thing ruled. the second vid is a clip of marusha heading the dj station at the 1998 love parade. WHOA. yo marusha, your house is my house and my house is your house! the song she's playing makes me think of epic leo dicaprio movie 'the beach.'

SESAME'S TREET

why acid trip on a playground like a creepster when you can just watch this vid instead? 'sesame's treet' by smart-e's is like a cracked out kiddie show where the lesson of the day is how to dance at a rave and skateboard. i mean, what other knowledge do you really need to prepare for entry into the world of grown-ups? but seriously the piano playing section of the video is not informational at all. how can u play any keys with those giant claws on? what are the smart-e's trying to teach our children? i think if i scored some sesame's treet then this vid would make a lot more sense.

SAY FERGIE SAY KILLER CLOWN

kids incorporated was one of my fave fave shows growing up and i totally remember fergie. this performance of lionel richie's 'say you say me' is one of her finest ever, and it takes place in some abandoned but also magical back alleys. the best part of this video, other than fergie ferg's jewish sideburn curls, is the extremely creepy, horribly frightening clown. as fergie sings to him he smiles while swinging a broom, playing with a yo-yo, and romantically giving fergie some plastic flowers. the last scene of this video, which was edited out, is the clown stuffing fergie in a bag and kidnapping her to be his slave for a year. or at least that's the direction it seems to be going...

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON HALLOWEEN

i have been waiting and waiting to do this very spooky post! 'the worst witch' was one of my fave fave fave movies as a kid and this song was the best part! tim curry's faces surpass even taco in level of nostril expression and lip curling. loving his bat bowtie. the jammin part of the song starts with some overly dramatic groaning at 1:46 and then turns into the best halloween song ever created. the lyrics to this song are hilarious - 'your teacher could become a sardine, your dentist could turn into a queen, has anybody seen my tambourine?' but the hands down best best part of the song is at the very end starting at 3:33. 'hairay, scaray, creepay, crawlay, haaalooween.' i might add that i like to sing that part at least once a day. lately i've been singing it a lot more to get in the ghoulish spirit. this vid is going in all-time faves!

ANGLE DANCE

i never really watched square one tv when i was little, but now i kind of wish i had! this is probably the best educational music video ever. 'angle dance' rulez. fo shoolz. i like the part where he says 'next hang a friend from the ceiling, if he loves you i know he won't care.' i've ended so many friendships over hanging from the ceiling to make a square arguments, i can't even tell you.

MIGUELITO

i love me some bangin reggaeton so when i saw a miguelito video on tv at 4 in the morning i flipped. there is nothing that is not amazing/hilar in his videos. i mean, he's an 8 year old with ice around his neck and a gang of bitches gyrating behind him while he sings 'montala.' i don't know when the zoo became gangsta but that's where the 'boom boom' video takes place. go-karts, ok, but i just don't get how dolphins fit into the equation. and 'esto es business' shows that miguelito is a mini mogul that works hard and plays hard. ai dios mio.