TOP ONE

top one is a polish supergroup that has absolutely horrible music videos. which is why i love them. 'santa maria' starts off with a catchy beat, flashing lights, and robotic eastern european disco dance moves. add in some backup dancers with belly shirts and you're good to go. 'mila moja' features some more belly baring dancers, but this time they appear on tv screens behind the singer's strangely vacant face. all that dude's charisma comes from his bowl cut. lastly is a black and white video from top one's early career called 'zaopiekuj sie mna.' the parts with the shirtless beefy dreamboat in the leather jacket and floral pajama pants is i think my FAVORITE DANCE SEQUENCE EVER. this one's going in all time faves.

BAD BOYS BLUE

bad boys blue is a white hot trio of musical powerhouses. kind of. well, not exactly. but they are a trio. 'love takes me there' has the bad boys blue trying to escape from a russian prison and all sharing a redhead love interest. 'a world without you (michelle)' is a slammin live performance. my fave part is around 2:00 when michelle appears, does a slinky dance and sings three sentences in french. somehow i had 'you're a woman' on my itunes forever and had no idea who it was by, so now i know! if there ever was such a thing as reggae disco this would be it. here's a bonus video, 'how i need you.' the dude with dreads isn't in this vid :(.

p.s. bad boys blue have a song called 'i totally miss you.' that's totally amazing.

SPOOKEY RUBEN

my friend from theneedledrop.com shared this fabulous music video with me. it's called 'wendy mcdonald' by spookey ruben and it's just as weird as you would expect. it features a lot of red jumpsuits, flying cheeseburgers, and a very scary female version of ronald mcdonald that actually just looks like a man with pippi longstocking pigtails, which is really a copy of the girl in the wendy's logo!! confusing. this song is so horrible that i don't even want to download it and listen to it in an ironic way.