CLUB BIZARRE

ice, fire, red vinyl, frosted eyeshadow, clubland YESSS!!!!! 'club bizarre' is da winter jam. i wish this was real life, it looks so europhoric. i love when these ridiculous club jams have gentle interludes sung by a gentle little falsetto angel voice. the two girls/one guy pop group is a combo i don't think i've ever actually discovered before! it's like half of sclub7 escaped, became meth addicts and found a magic igloo to rave in. this vid makes me think of mr. freeze from batman too. that's hot.

DJ PORNY

yup, his name is dj porny. the video for 'je t'aime porny' is pretty much exactly what you want it to be: a bunch of eurosluts in a huge hottub all dancin up on creepy dj porny. he won't take off that fly white jean jacket, even IN the hottub. my fave part is when the girls in the knee high socks start doing that violent dance. dj porny is livin the dream! the video for 'me so horny' is somewhat less exciting but the song is a partie bumper. and there's that dance again, is that jumpstyle? i don't even know, americans don't have cool club dances like that.

HAPPY BRITDAY!

HAPPY 30TH BRITNEY!!!!!!! we will always love you 4EVER, you're are the most amazing popstar of this universe. i mean, her live performances of oops and slave at the vma's are SO HOT it's insane. i almost cry every time i watch those. in all seriousness, if i could travel back in time to any place in time it would be a front row vip seat of the 'dream within a dream' tour. i guess that says a lot about me. but anyways, YAY BRITNEY :)))))))))))